I dun know.
Posted on 9th May at 1:19 PM, with 188,107 notes
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
Posted on 9th May at 1:19 PM, with 8,349 notes
ⓢⓦⓘⓖⓖⓘⓣⓨ ⓢⓦⓐⓖ ⓦⓗⓐⓣⓢ ⓘⓝ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓑⓐⓖ
Posted on 9th May at 1:18 PM, with 7,629 notes
finally someone understands
Posted on 9th May at 1:18 PM, with 67,609 notes
guys im going to cr y
my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla
my parents got me the license plate icarla
i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country
GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME
MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT
GUYS
Posted on 7th May at 11:24 PM, with 20,766 notes
there is a hell believe me i’ve seen it
Posted on 7th May at 11:22 PM, with 2,956 notes
im laughing so hard holy shit
Posted on 7th May at 11:20 PM, with 111,334 notes
j4ya:
MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG JACKET
she is the future
SNACK JACKET
SNACKET
Posted on 7th May at 11:19 PM, with 15,403 notes
so what maybe i have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery to look exactly like lord farquaad from shrek it is none of your business
Posted on 7th May at 10:04 AM, with 31,412 notes
no we wouldn’t
